2 definitions by Shotgun Hobo
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."
Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."
Target: "Tell me more."
Next morning -
You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."
Target: "Tell me more."
Next morning -
You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012
When an athlete at a press conference says something mildy amusing and the reporter's attending force laughter like it was the greatest line ever dropped.
Barely literate athlete: "You know, coach came in the locker room and, you know, he was pretty mad so I said, "Chill dog."
Semi-retarded reporters: "HAHAHAHAHA forced reporter laugh"
Semi-retarded reporters: "HAHAHAHAHA forced reporter laugh"
by Shotgun Hobo August 20, 2012