30 definitions by AlabamaBaby

Wesla

To Wesla is to be Tesla savvy, but with a twist.

Girl : What is that shit on your computer?!
Guy : Fuck that, bitch. I'm wesling! - meaning I'm using the verb To Wesla).

by AlabamaBaby May 28, 2022

Wesla

A pornography enhanced statement made after having scored in the business. Whatever that is.

Girl : What is that shit on your computer?! And why the fuck is your dick out?!
Guy : Fuck that bitch! I'm doing the Wesla!

by AlabamaBaby June 2, 2022

Suicide bomber

Samson. Google that shit, honest. It’s in the fucking Bible.

I love messiahs best when they’re suicide bombers!

by AlabamaBaby April 8, 2021

Monumental Sanchez

It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.

Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.

by AlabamaBaby April 12, 2016

Greatest Achievement of Mankind

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Greatest Achievement of Mankind.

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Superplate

That on which real men eat their steak.

Real Man : A Superplate is the best way to enjoy a dead cow.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Roasted marshmallow

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.

My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019