Definitions by AlabamaBaby

Wesla

A pornography enhanced statement made after having scored in the business. Whatever that is.

Girl : What is that shit on your computer?! And why the fuck is your dick out?!
Guy : Fuck that bitch! I'm doing the Wesla!

Wesla by AlabamaBaby June 1, 2022

Alabama Putin 

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️

Alabama Putin by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

Wesla

To Wesla is to be Tesla savvy, but with a twist.

Girl : What is that shit on your computer?!
Guy : Fuck that, bitch. I'm wesling! - meaning I'm using the verb To Wesla).

Wesla by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

Alabama Reality Disorder 

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.

My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.

Alabama Reality Disorder by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022

Alabama Will Smith'd 

Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife

Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'

Alabama Will Smith'd by AlabamaBaby March 31, 2022

Suicide bomber 

Samson. Google that shit, honest. It’s in the fucking Bible.

I love messiahs best when they’re suicide bombers!

Suicide bomber by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Lazy-ass fuck 

A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.

On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.

Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!

Lazy-ass fuck by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021