AlabamaBaby's definitions

Roasted marshmallow

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.

My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Lambering

Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017

Philosophy

Something that no one is able to agree upon. Might possibly be the greatest achievement of mankind as well as the stupidest shit ever, nobody really knows. Whatever man.

Dude 1 : I study philosophy.
Dude 2 : Yeah sure, whatever! Hahahahaha

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Alabama Hot Pocket

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.

The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.

by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020

Superplate

That on which real men eat their steak.

Real Man : A Superplate is the best way to enjoy a dead cow.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021