Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.
by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016
Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
by AlabamaBaby April 05, 2021
Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
by AlabamaBaby April 05, 2021
Tom Brady’s mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?
by AlabamaBaby April 07, 2021
by AlabamaBaby March 31, 2022
To go monumental is to be infatuated by one's ego to the point of acting in a exaggeratedly pretentious way. People who go monumental say things or produce art that is boring and crappy, while at the same time being ostentatious, overblown and pompous. This often creates a mental breakdown which causes the person who goes monumental to loose all contact with reality, and thus their very existence becomes utterly meaningless.
Guy 1: What's wrong with Larry? He's been acting like such a jerk!
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.
by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016
It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.
Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016