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lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lord levering 

The single greatest economics teacher in existence. He can be scary at times, especially if you're late to class, but he truly just wants his students to succeed.
"I'm really glad our Lord and Savior, Lord Levering, was my economics teacher. I got a 5 on the exam!"
lord levering by cfinch April 26, 2014

layering 

(v.): the act of wearing multiple layers of clothing directly on top of one another to stay warm in the fall and winter whilst continuing to be a fashionable motherfucker.
Girl A: Omigod Tom looked SO hot on NYE

Girl B: It's the layering; he stays warm while staying hot ;)

Girl C: He wore a full-zip Billabong hoodie over an old t-shirt. . .

Girl D: #CALife
layering by MrBdub24 December 20, 2015

layering shit up 

The act of stealing things by adding new layers to your clothes
I was layering shit up at the Apple Tree when I was caught by the PoPo
layering shit up by Tation July 7, 2010
LaVaring is when you win 20 games of basketball in a row than hit the fattest dab the world has ever seen.
i was lavaring at the gym last week.
LaVaring by LaVarBalll March 11, 2019

latering 

Catering for later. Gourmet food prepared and frozen to be served at a later time.
Lets order some latering to have in the freezer for next weeks party.
latering by Chefcraig May 15, 2017