Lasering

A very hand-off approach to owning a business. You never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. When you're not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business....but hey.... you own it.

Customer: Hi, I would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?

by Ken Styles August 11, 2013

lasering the target

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

layering

(v.): the act of wearing multiple layers of clothing directly on top of one another to stay warm in the fall and winter whilst continuing to be a fashionable motherfucker.

Girl A: Omigod Tom looked SO hot on NYE

Girl B: It's the layering; he stays warm while staying hot ;)

Girl C: He wore a full-zip Billabong hoodie over an old t-shirt. . .

Girl D: #CALife

by MrBdub24 December 20, 2015

layering shit up

The act of stealing things by adding new layers to your clothes

I was layering shit up at the Apple Tree when I was caught by the PoPo

by Tation July 7, 2010

latering

Catering for later. Gourmet food prepared and frozen to be served at a later time.

Lets order some latering to have in the freezer for next weeks party.

by Chefcraig May 15, 2017

Lavering

The act of being so talented and gifted in arts, so talented and gifted to the point wherebyou make someone cry.

person 1 : omg look at what I drew!
person 2 : wow!! Sis you're so lavering !

by icrywheniseeart:(( March 5, 2020

Townie losering

When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.

"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."

by ebadeez October 25, 2010