freezer

a prude, someone who "freezes" all the action or won't put out, someone who abnormally reluctant to engage in sexual activity

"man, i dumped that bitch Therisa after a week. she was a fucking freezer!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

freezer

Poker term used to describe when two or more "coolers" are dealt in the same hand. An example of a freezer would be if one player was dealt AA, another KK, and a third QQ.

More commonly seen with online poker rooms such FullTilt, Pokerstars, or Cake.

At the WSOP last year, some amateur donk won it all on a fucking freezer. Stacked a player with AA and another guy with KK when he flopped a set of Queens. Unbelievable.

by Sugo Muhnuts November 03, 2010

freezer

1. The best place to put things you dont want to look at.
2. A good place for safe-keeping. Fire safe.

The freezer is a good place to store anything but ice cream.

by jally September 27, 2006

freezer

a gay ass pussy who won`t do shit with their boy/girlfriend cause their scared **cough cough melissa**

god i dumped him because he was such a freezer!! uGhh i hate freezerss!!

by your mom 05 April 25, 2005

freezer

to get raped into a gang bang in a freezer

someone was in the freezer last night

by realhannah October 24, 2018

freezer

One day, a girl meant to call some one a freak and a loser, but they just combined them into freezer. The name stuck and now is used by other people.

You are such a freezer. Ew.

by SammMan November 14, 2004

The Freezer

The act of one ejaculating in their partner's eye, preferredly getting the reaction of, "Ow, my eye !"

(squirts)
Emily: OW, my eye! did you just give me the freezer?
Kyle: awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhh

by Carlin Morris October 26, 2010