Lambering

Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

Lambering by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017

Reverse lambering 

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

Reverse lambering by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Naked Lambrini

A naked Lambrini is where a team of people are on a long journey and in order to make the journey shorter and have fun they will all buy 3+ bottles of 1.5 Litre bottles of Lambrini and take all their clothes off and no one can put their clothes back on until all the Lambrini is completely finished.

Person 1: hey mate wanna do naked Lambrini

Person 2: okay but we mustn’t tell anyone who wasn’t part of the game
Person 1: deal

Naked Lambrini by Garfunkel June 21, 2019

Lawbringer 

The Bringer of the Law.

Player 1: Help I'm getting double-teamed!!
Lawbringer: HERE COMES THE LAW!!!!!

*Charges & impales enemy on axe*

Lawbringer by All-Pro_Velocity March 29, 2017

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

Lebbering 

A word to describe someone excessively trying to satisfy his or her girl- or boyfriend with his or her tongue.

Person 1: I can't get that picture out of my head of Michael lebbering his girlfriend!
Person 2: Yeah dude it was really disturbing...
Person 3: Hai I'm artyom.

Lebbering by Jorikito December 9, 2010

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

limbering for timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011