Lambering

Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017

lambers

A pussy eating lesbian hoe normally goes for black pussy

I hooked up with a lambers

by d@s@v@ge May 03, 2017

lamberic

adj.
Having the properties of a Lambera.

"Why are we here" is a very lamberic question.

by the banana September 02, 2004

lamber

Someone who picks their nose and says they were only scratching it

Austin is such a lamber kind of a person

by Thirty point buck May 11, 2018

Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Lamberence

A type of flower allergy, named after the great and glorious Lamberence Echenton who was one of the most prestigious archers ever.

Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I got a Lamberence, ACHOO!
Girl 1: Ugh Girl get away from me sneezing ass hoe

by sgdae9a3er30rfd March 18, 2022

Lamber

Someone who gets with heifers and thinks 2s are 10s, A lamber will bang anyone who can walk and talk.

Bro look at that guy he’s a lamber

by irsa367 May 20, 2023