Lambitarian 

A variant of the vegetarian clan, however they still eat the other common meats, but refuse to eat lamb. Two main reasons to be a lambitarian are, one, that the meat is tooexpensive, and usually poor quality (ie fatty). Two they object to the killing of innocent sheep.

Sheep shouldn't be killed they're much cuter than other meat producing animals (like cows and pigs), and they're even cuter when they've not been sheered.

'Would you like roast lamb for Sunday's roast Jimmy?'

'No thanks mum, I'm a lambitarian'

'What's that Jimmy?'

'I don't eat lamb, I don't believe in the killing of cute fluffy sheep!

Lambitarian by Dr BeefyPig August 10, 2012

lesbitarian 

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female

Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?

lesbitarian by nathdogg September 24, 2003

lezbitarian 

A woman who becomes opinionated (usually politically) after announcing they are gay. Lezbitarians are generally boring so their "coming out" is a big deal. Once the newness wears off they need something else to keep the attention, so they turn political.

Lezbitarian Rosie wants W. charged with war crimes for the invasion of Iraq. Just when I thought it was safe to watch daytime TV again...

lezbitarian by heebahobba March 18, 2009

Labetarian 

Now that science has accomplished the growth of real meat in a laboratory, from stem cells in Holland, there will be a new brand of meat eaters when this hits our supermarkets.
Labetarian's are people who will eat meat grown in a laboratory but not meat from butchered animals.
In essence it is harmless; no animal has been killed, injured or involved in its production.
This will be the future for vegetarians who love the taste of meat but wish not to kill or purchase butchered animals for there own desires.

Polly: I get why you became a veggie but this steak has been produced from stem cell growth, in a laboratory; surely you can eat that and become a Labetarian?

Sue: I guess so, it looks amazing!

Labetarian by dannyzz February 18, 2013

Landitarian 

When a person only eats meat from the land i.e. one whom does not consume any seafood whatsoever and finds it repulsive.

Girl 1: I hate seafood!
Girl 2: Me too it makes me nauseated, Let's become Landitarians!
Girl 1: Sounds like a plan!

Landitarian by cestunepute! March 8, 2011

Lesbitarian 

A vegetarian lesbian

I like the bean curd at that Lesbitarian restaurant.

Lesbitarian by Pykey3174 November 8, 2008

lesbitarian 

one who eats lesbians, specifically those who have never once had a live man's penis inside of her.

No Tanya, I will not put on my muff-diving goggles. You used to have a boyfriend. I'm lesbitarian.

lesbitarian by Sally Simpkins December 2, 2010