lezbitarian 

A woman who becomes opinionated (usually politically) after announcing they are gay. Lezbitarians are generally boring so their "coming out" is a big deal. Once the newness wears off they need something else to keep the attention, so they turn political.

Lezbitarian Rosie wants W. charged with war crimes for the invasion of Iraq. Just when I thought it was safe to watch daytime TV again...

lezbitarian by heebahobba March 18, 2009

lesbitarian 

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female

Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?

lesbitarian by nathdogg September 24, 2003

lesbatarian 

a lesbian vegetarian

Jim: "She doesn't like meat in her mouth."
Savard:"WHY?"
Kenny:"Because she's a lesbatarian."

lesbatarian by THE LESBATARIAN January 31, 2010

Lesbitarian 

A vegetarian lesbian

I like the bean curd at that Lesbitarian restaurant.

Lesbitarian by Pykey3174 November 8, 2008

lesbiterian 

A woman who's life is dedicated to same sex partnerships and who's faith is so strong she cannot be swayed to enter into a straight relationship.

- Dude, that chick over there is hot.
- Don't bother bro, you have no chance. She's a lesbiterian.

lesbiterian by DarkHouse December 26, 2007

lesbitarian 

one who eats lesbians, specifically those who have never once had a live man's penis inside of her.

No Tanya, I will not put on my muff-diving goggles. You used to have a boyfriend. I'm lesbitarian.

lesbitarian by Sally Simpkins December 2, 2010

Lambitarian 

A variant of the vegetarian clan, however they still eat the other common meats, but refuse to eat lamb. Two main reasons to be a lambitarian are, one, that the meat is tooexpensive, and usually poor quality (ie fatty). Two they object to the killing of innocent sheep.

Sheep shouldn't be killed they're much cuter than other meat producing animals (like cows and pigs), and they're even cuter when they've not been sheered.

'Would you like roast lamb for Sunday's roast Jimmy?'

'No thanks mum, I'm a lambitarian'

'What's that Jimmy?'

'I don't eat lamb, I don't believe in the killing of cute fluffy sheep!

Lambitarian by Dr BeefyPig August 10, 2012