curd

A curd is someone who is both a cunt and a turd.

Sally is such a curd.

by corrssetti April 14, 2009

Curd

Slang word for marijuana

Y'all Niggas got curd?

by J12lorenzo March 25, 2017

curd

Also known as "creampie", a curd is a contraction of cum and turd; such as the residual from anal sex.
WARNING: Curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. Pass with caution!

When I decided I was through with her ass, Mary went and relinquished her curds in the toilet.
alt.; Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet...

by SLATCH September 28, 2005

Curd

An extremely un-appitizing and repulsive word word.

Should be deleted from the english language.

Offensive to some.

Todd: I'm having curds tonight for dinner!!

Sean: We aren't friends anymore.

by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009

curd

an individual that is more boring than bean curd

I almost fell asleep in class today, because the teacher is such a curd.

by Charles Gibson January 18, 2003

Curd

Semen that has dried around the urethra.

Not having the time to clean up after his "Nightly Routine," Matt woke up to a bit of curd around his dick-head.

by Corrupt Cop June 25, 2009

Curd

That smelly wet cheese between your toes after a long hot day of walking around in your unbreathable sketchers air force 12s with 3 day old socks you keep wearing cuz you can’t find your other socks even though your mom keeps telling you there over “there” but she’s retarded because “there” is not a location. CURD!

“Man it sure does feel good to pick the curd from my toes after a long hard day”

“ Gross man”

“What!? It’s just curd?”

by Bootybandit_ March 16, 2020