Landitarian

When a person only eats meat from the land i.e. one whom does not consume any seafood whatsoever and finds it repulsive.

Girl 1: I hate seafood!
Girl 2: Me too it makes me nauseated, Let's become Landitarians!
Girl 1: Sounds like a plan!

by cestunepute! March 8, 2011

landatarian

Someone who does not eat seafood, or anything that lives in a body of water.

When ordering something to eat in a seafood restaurant, the landatarian will always choose the chicken, or something else that lived on land, because they refuse to eat seafood.

by Anita Havel May 22, 2006

landatarian

someone who only eats food from the land, no seafood.

i am a landatarian.

by ilikeblueberrymuffins May 16, 2015

Landetarian

A person who refrains from eating animals from the sea, or animals who fly such as birds. This can also be seen as a person who only eat animals that live solely on the land.

Yes, I have a dietary restriction, I am a landetarian.

by Ni13aCC July 28, 2016

landotarian

someone who eats food from land. not from the water.

waitor: would u like fish?
dude: no, i am a landotarian

by sassypants70198 December 20, 2010

Lambitarian

A variant of the vegetarian clan, however they still eat the other common meats, but refuse to eat lamb. Two main reasons to be a lambitarian are, one, that the meat is tooexpensive, and usually poor quality (ie fatty). Two they object to the killing of innocent sheep.

Sheep shouldn't be killed they're much cuter than other meat producing animals (like cows and pigs), and they're even cuter when they've not been sheered.

'Would you like roast lamb for Sunday's roast Jimmy?'

'No thanks mum, I'm a lambitarian'

'What's that Jimmy?'

'I don't eat lamb, I don't believe in the killing of cute fluffy sheep!

by Dr BeefyPig August 10, 2012

Landtarian

A diet excluding anything that comes out of the water like fish and shellfish. The only meat that is consumed is land animals and birds.

I am a landtarian so I do not eat anything out of lakes, rivers and oceans. I only eat animals that live on land and birds because they are dumb.

by TomCB January 2, 2013