Lahmad 

"Lahmad" the name originally was supposed to be Ahmad which was Arabic and in the Bible means that I was "highly praised". The "L" was from my Pops who's name is Larry and he wanted my name to have one like his. "Lahmad is a striving young man, who is looking for a career and future to overcome successfully. Regardless of the rocky roads he has driven on he still finds his way through the finish line. He's not shy about anything or anyone he's analyzing your character and the environment. If he agrees to do something it's done, Finito. It's out of courtesy and pleasure. He's respectful, outgoing, laid back and cordial when it's needed. But once he feels that space has been disrespected he goes "HAM".

"Lahmad is a gift sent from God".

Lahmad by Blu3Print226 November 22, 2021

Lamadness 

The unfortunate circumstance when ones poor vision leads them to believe pimptitude is at an all time high.

Person 1 - Man you don't ever get laid.
Person 2 - You have been sticken with Lamadness.

Lamadness by NickK333 May 5, 2007

Lamadia 

Lamadia is located on the Northern Hemisphere. It is a small island between Europe and Asia which you probably haven't heard of. It's isolation and size keeps much of the world unaware of it's beauty. In fact, the people who live here are often highly intelligent and quite beautiful. The language that they speak is Lamadian. The most popular religion people follow is called Lamquan. And no, just because it sounds like it doesn't mean they worship llamas as a god. The Lamquan faith truly believes in sacrificing children in order to please the gods. As you might know, The Carthaginians, Israelites, The Etruscans, The Chinese, The Celts, The Hawaiians, The Mesopotamians, The Aztecs, The Egyptians, and The Inacs all believe in sacrificing human beings. Every year they sacrifice 2 children. There is one girl and one boy who are chosen. People who follow Lamquan go to a Lamquan Church and pray to Lamazen, the God, every Tuesday.

Mike: did you know ded o was lamadian?

Tony: wow I didn't, that's cool!

Mike: yeah I speak fluent lamadian.

Tony: damn dude! we should be best friends.

Mike: you're right, you seem awesome.

Tony: ded o buddy...you there?

Ded o: o

Lamadia by GlitterRobber May 13, 2017

lahmayoh

Pronunciation of lmao.
See: lmao

Person1: "LAWL"
Person2: "lahmayoh"

Person1: "lahmayoh?..you high nigga?"
Person2: "l.m.a.o - duh"

Person1:"Ah..."

lahmayoh by logickills April 21, 2009

Lashmade 

The last phase of alcoholic consumption that narrowly preceeds death and comes after ishmade. If an individual is lashmade, the MUST stop drinking, because their next drink is likely to kill them.

Jeff would have lived through Spring Break if he'd stopped drinking when we told him we thought he was lashmade, but he insisted he was ok. After one more beer, he fell over, never to breathe another breath.

Lashmade by goaliegreg05 March 9, 2008

Lahmacun

Turkish pizza.

Mehmet: Hey, do you wanna eat some lahmacun?
Ahmet: I can even eat the you right now!

Lahmacun by timsword April 8, 2021

lamadzia 

A really amazing girl, who can be really mean, loves loyal guys, and has a really great mom who would do anything for her if its the right thing to do.

You are such a lamadzia.

lamadzia by shabeatrice November 28, 2014