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Bible

That book that gets people kicked out of the library for putting it in the fiction section.

Sorry I can't go to the library today, I got kicked out for putting the Bible into the fiction section.

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Bible

A book written to record, what it's authors assumed to be, thet creation of human species.

The Bible in two sentences: God creates petting zoo. Things get out of hand.

by Arinthalas April 16, 2011

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The most ingenious marketing ploy ever to have existed

Over 1 billion users can't be wrong!

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bible

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.

Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

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4 books of acid
10 hits is in a strip
10 strips in a book
4 books in a bible
guaranteed to screw you up

that bible made him go permanently insane

by joe goo September 06, 2008

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1a: The holy book of the Christian religion.
1b: The sacred book of Judaism.

2: A very inspiring book in any particular field.

1: While "The Bible" is often used to refer solely to the Holy Book of the Christian religion, the world actually has several meanings. In fact a more accurate description could be to describe the Christian Bible as "A bible" or "The Christian Bible" rather than just "The Bible".

2: "Tennis For Dummies is my Personal Tennis Bible!"

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