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A book that was written nearly 2,000 years ago, but is still taken literally by many people today, which is partially responsible for humanity's lack of technological progress ever since Galileo.
The Bible was written by a civilization of humans who had barely emerged from the stone age (and had questionable levels of intelligence), but it seems for some people to do a much better job explaining the universe than science that has been constantly tested and supported for the last 500 years by some of the greatest thinkers in human history.
by kittens ฮฃ:3 July 03, 2014
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The product of someone's extreme boredom. That time when someone is so bored that they take to writing stories about some guy who is practically the equivalent of Santa Clause (Is that even spelled right?)
Anyways, I hope that others realize that half of those fish had to die. It's either raining fresh water or salt water... not both. Therefore, half of them fish be dyin'.

Not to mention that when some christian shit-head says something like "God loves you" I can't help but think about all them gays.... GAY PRIDE
Lastly, if you were to take two seconds to look at my username you would realize it says "Kamisama Hates You", and you know what that means, right?
That's correct my friends, Kamisama means GOD.... so pretty much what I'm saying is

GOD HATES YOU
Every weekend, I waste my Sundays worshiping some fictional being made up in some children's book called the BIBLE. No wonder I'm going to die a virgin.
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016
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A thing republicans often confuse with the consitution.
Republican: We can't have gay marriage! God doesn't like it! It says so in the bible, which is our constitution!
Logical person: The constitution says we have a separation of church and state.
Republican: uh... Fuck you bitch! You going to hell cause you don't like Jesus!
by JakeRyan277 March 30, 2015
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a fictional novel that was plagiarized from other mythologies.
the 10 commandments comes from the 42 laws of ma'at. the bible is based off egyptian mythology.
by MetalCha0X August 01, 2017
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A fictional tale which for many the truth is never unveiled.
Dad: "Son, it's time I told you this, santa, the easter bunny, it's all a lie.."
Son: "But what about the man who has the time and patience for 6 billion people's problems and encourages his underlings to write the Bible about murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty!?"
Dad: "Don't you question your father's other father okay boy!!"
by yamummadear July 06, 2011
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