That book that gets people kicked out of the library for putting it in the fiction section.
Sorry I can't go to the library today, I got kicked out for putting the Bible into the fiction section.
by The Final Facade November 23, 2014
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A book written to record, what it's authors assumed to be, thet creation of human species.
The Bible in two sentences: God creates petting zoo. Things get out of hand.
by Arinthalas April 16, 2011
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The movie Shrek or any other thing including Shrek.
Alex: I just bought shrek from the store.
Daniel: don't you mean the Bible
by Dan the dorito man November 13, 2019
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Oh, a bible... well it's getting cold so why the hell not
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A book which has survived the generations and is the most read book of all time, and has taken mike than 4000 years to write with multiple authors, which forms and essential part of Christianity and has guided billions for centuries and will forever have an impact of history.
“Did you bring your Bible to church today”?

“Open your Bibles to John 3:16.”
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