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Lamadia is located on the Northern Hemisphere. It is a small island between Europe and Asia which you probably haven't heard of. It's isolation and size keeps much of the world unaware of it's beauty. In fact, the people who live here are often highly intelligent and quite beautiful. The language that they speak is Lamadian. The most popular religion people follow is called Lamquan. And no, just because it sounds like it doesn't mean they worship llamas as a god. The Lamquan faith truly believes in sacrificing children in order to please the gods. As you might know, The Carthaginians, Israelites, The Etruscans, The Chinese, The Celts, The Hawaiians, The Mesopotamians, The Aztecs, The Egyptians, and The Inacs all believe in sacrificing human beings. Every year they sacrifice 2 children. There is one girl and one boy who are chosen. People who follow Lamquan go to a Lamquan Church and pray to Lamazen, the God, every Tuesday.
Mike: did you know ded o was lamadian?

Tony: wow I didn't, that's cool!

Mike: yeah I speak fluent lamadian.

Tony: damn dude! we should be best friends.

Mike: you're right, you seem awesome.

Tony: ded o buddy...you there?

Ded o: o
Lamadia by GlitterRobber May 13, 2017
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The Funniest and one of the most ghetto girl you’ll ever meet 😂. But she read cute and thick 🤪 If you know her you lucky
Damn is that Lamaria she cuteeeee.
lamaria by The girl of truth 😂 October 29, 2018
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Lamariana is the best person u can have In life.she will comfort you and always be by your side.She brings a side of beauty and preciousness.she is a sign of good luck,she will always keep a smile on your face and make you laugh everyday.She is a popular person and will have many friends throughout life.she has a huge heart and will love anyone till the end of her days.
Lamariana is a beautiful,strong,and a loving person.
lamariana by Kelsey amburgy December 21, 2017
Lamaria (Lamara or Lamia) is Georgian. A goddess in Fact in Georgian mythology, specific to the Svan ethnic subgroup. Lamaria is the goddess of the hearth, protector of cattle, and a protector of women. She also ensured the fertility of the grain fields. Last but not least, like other deities her name is derived from the Christian figure Mary, mother of Jesus. Pronounced
After struggling to conceive for yours I prayed desperately to the Goddess Lamaria for help.
Lamaria by Xoxo_92 January 30, 2021
A beautiful, kindhearted hearted person, Who is very down to earth. They are also very independent and funny
Hi Lasadia! You are very down to earth Lasadia.
Lasadia by 19746628857 March 9, 2020
She is real funny and she she ah lil cute or whateva😂she is a great friend that u would not wanna lose she will be there for you no matter what☺️She can be a mean one but once you to know here she not dat bad😌Lamaria is one of my friends and if you know a Lamaria and y’all are more than friends...SHE IS A KEEPER😖🥺
Guy: aye you know Lamaria

Another guy: Yea she a real one🤪
Lamaria by _DatGurl_ February 14, 2021

lamadzia 

A really amazing girl, who can be really mean, loves loyal guys, and has a really great mom who would do anything for her if its the right thing to do.
You are such a lamadzia.
lamadzia by shabeatrice November 28, 2014
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