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Laughing Out Loud Then Coughing Uncontrollably
do you know what this means? ))<>((
2:16 PM S: ))<>(( ?

is it an asian vag?

me: LOL

i'm actually smokers coughing at that
2:17 PM LOLTCU
LOLTCU by boomboomvondoom January 27, 2010
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Loltruck 

An 18-wheeler that totals '95 Sentras that have at least $2,000 worth of mods installed.
"Yo man.. Ian got hit by a truck."

"The loltruck?"

"Yeah, he was lucky it wasn't carrying any lols or he might have been seriously injured."

Loltruck by theStevieC February 1, 2009
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lolthulhu 

A garbage twitch streamer who got his start playing Undertale and can't focus enough to settle on one game so he variety streams indie games. Known for shooting himself in the face with a nerf gun to amuse viewers and being an ugly douche with bad hair who looks and sounds gay. Sexy, cool dude.
You can see for yourself at twitch.tv/Lolthulhu
Yo did you see Lolthulhu's stream last night?

No, I was busy doing literally anything else because he's garbage.
lolthulhu by FtheSouth December 20, 2017

loltacular 

spectacularly making someone laugh out loud
omg, that is loltacular! she just walked into a pole!
loltacular by xXxCAITLYNxXx May 17, 2008
1. When your cup makes you LOL
2. When your cup LOLs at you
3. When your Coffee Smiles
4. A competition to determine the LOL masters
1. lol, the lolcup is loling at ya
2. im gonna copete in the lolcup
lolcup by d4rk_l1gh7 June 15, 2010

Loltruck Defence 

The act of recreating walls immediately after they are destroyed in the Warcraft III custom map: Farmer's Revolt, in order to prevent the hunter from getting to you and slaughtering you.
Hunter is come! Quick Loltruck Defence or we are die!
Loltruck Defence by Loltruck January 13, 2008

lolcunts 

Naked girls in otherwise dubious positions with lol captions. What lolcats would be if they had a pussy.
Nerd : Omg lolcats !
Everybody else : Omg lolcunts !
lolcunts by unicornz September 6, 2007
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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