Krzan
Krzan is a very special man. He loves mathematics. He is verly tall. He is in love with mathematics. He is a teacher. He has a GoOd sense of humor. EvErYoNe LoVeS hIm.
Krzan is a very special man. He loves mathematics. He is verly tall. He is in love with mathematics. He is a teacher. He has a GoOd sense of humor. EvErYoNe LoVeS hIm.
Gurl 1: I wish that hot teach was mine.
Gurl 2: I kno right
Gurl 1: Sadly he's already with that gurl Mathematics.
Gurl 2: Oh, he must be a Krzan!
Gurl 2: I kno right
Gurl 1: Sadly he's already with that gurl Mathematics.
Gurl 2: Oh, he must be a Krzan!
by mf retardi b February 24, 2020
Get the Krzan mug.A situation in which one is under constant, vigorous attack or assault, but nobody knows or cares to help
Under years of coordinated krantzpasen upon the Weimheld Republic, supplies running low and no reinforcements, they finally die in obscurity.
by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017
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"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
by soapies July 3, 2021
Get the felix kranken mug.Something broken beyond repair. Originates from the game Path of Exile when refering to items that have been modified by the 'corruption' mechanic as it modifies an item randomly but also prevents any crafting or alteration afterwards. Became very popular during the 'Scourge league' which introduced a mechanic where one can corrupt an item in even more special ways, causing many good items to be ruined by unlucky results.
Player 1: What did the corruption of your boots give mate?
Player 2: I tried a tier 3 mod in the blood crucible and it gave me 'cannot evade' mod so it is pretty much krangled.
Player 2: I tried a tier 3 mod in the blood crucible and it gave me 'cannot evade' mod so it is pretty much krangled.
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.
To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.
There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.
Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.
To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.
There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.
by papacholo December 23, 2019
Get the Krankle mug.noun- the type of person who will ruin things that are fun, destroy previously funny jokes, and steal anything cool you do, say, or wear
example 1
kid1: Yo brian made that one joke over and over again, until it was so annoying!
kid2: WOW what a krande!
example 2
kid1: Dude i just started listening to Pharrel and showed Mike, now he thinks he is his biggest fan!
kid2: Sounds like a krande to me...
kid1: Yo brian made that one joke over and over again, until it was so annoying!
kid2: WOW what a krande!
example 2
kid1: Dude i just started listening to Pharrel and showed Mike, now he thinks he is his biggest fan!
kid2: Sounds like a krande to me...
by thechampishere5 December 9, 2008
Get the krande mug.A Kazandra is intelligent, beautiful, full of knowledge. Everything she does is for someone else and not herself. She is beautiful on the outside and on the inside. If you have ever met a Kazandra and you are not friends with them, your missing out on a true friend. She is honest and loving. You will never find anyone to care about you as much as she does. Your life will not be the same unless you have a Kazandra with you!
by bboy64 June 22, 2010
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