krande 

noun- the type of person who will ruin things that are fun, destroy previously funny jokes, and steal anything cool you do, say, or wear

example 1
kid1: Yo brian made that one joke over and over again, until it was so annoying!
kid2: WOW what a krande!

example 2
kid1: Dude i just started listening to Pharrel and showed Mike, now he thinks he is his biggest fan!
kid2: Sounds like a krande to me...

krande by thechampishere5 December 9, 2008

felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021

kranken 

going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person

#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"

#2

Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"

Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"

kranken by dogsandcatsanddogs July 5, 2018

Krankenstein 

A tweaker the looks like they died and came back to life.

It turns out krankenstein is also a jew.

Krankenstein by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

Felix Kranken 

ENTRY NOT WRITTEN BY FELIX KRANKEN.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.

He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.

"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."

Felix Kranken by whyhellothere_oldsport September 20, 2021

felix kranken 

bozo still hasnt picked up the phone.

jack:
FELIX

PICK UP THE PHONE

YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

PICK UP THE PHONE

felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone

felix kranken by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021

Krantered 

To get so wasted on a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wrist, vague memories of flashing lights and no idea how u got there.

man, i got so krantered last night i've got no idea what the fuck i did!

Krantered by Kranter December 25, 2008