Krangled

Something broken beyond repair. Originates from the game Path of Exile when refering to items that have been modified by the 'corruption' mechanic as it modifies an item randomly but also prevents any crafting or alteration afterwards. Became very popular during the 'Scourge league' which introduced a mechanic where one can corrupt an item in even more special ways, causing many good items to be ruined by unlucky results.

Player 1: What did the corruption of your boots give mate?
Player 2: I tried a tier 3 mod in the blood crucible and it gave me 'cannot evade' mod so it is pretty much krangled.

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Krangled

Krangled is a word that refers to something broken or not working properly

Eg. Similar to the word "Scuffed"

John: Bruh that bike is krangled bruv
Jim: You mean scuffed?
John: Yeah, same thing

by denenquix September 9, 2020

Krangley

this word means anything; human, animal or object that is unpleasant to look at or smell.

Her toenails are all chipped and broken and yellowish. They looked so Krangley

by Krangley March 10, 2015

Kranged

To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.

Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'

by Mr Muffstuffer April 22, 2013

krangler

- adjective, noun, verb, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, gerund, infinitive, etc.

1. a blanket term used to describe pretty much anything and everything, usually in positive context, though it's use is universal; similar to the word "marklark" used in the television show South Park, specifically the Starvin' Marvin in Space episode.

-Related forms
krangled
krangly
krangling

I was walking down the street and some krangler flipped me off.

I just krangled this guy in this game. It was sweet!

Your shirt looks kind of krangly. You sure you want to wear it?

Do you want to go krangling with me later?

by Jack Rabbit Slim November 4, 2007

Kris Kringled

A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.

Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?

No, what.

He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled

by Lar095070 October 25, 2015

Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020