krang 

marijuana, weed, pot- whatever you chose to call the sticky delicious green plant. scientifically know as cannibus sativa. Orginally derived from Krang from the Ninja Turtles, now used as a slang word for cannibus, due to the connection with Captain Krang, the pirate captain, who gave weed to all her sailors.

"Hey, You wanna Krang after class?"
"Can i borrow your Krang pipe?"
"I'm so kranged I can't see straight!"

krang by christine muska July 12, 2006

krang 

An intelligently diabolical individual, an evil brain. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Krang over there thinks we should steal the dairy queen sign.

krang by pistolp February 21, 2004

krang 

Notorious villain from children's show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Resembles a larg brain with nubs.

"I am Krang the all powerful! I have never been defeated!"

krang by xzist September 15, 2005

Krang 

An alternative name for one's ballsack. Based upon the uncanny resemblance between a wrinkly ballsack and the character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Dude I totally put my Krang in her mouth!

Krang by Sadista May 2, 2009

Krang 

state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.

im getting a krang from all this snow.

Krang by jim February 2, 2005

Krang 

Krang is the binding principle of the universe. Krang cannot be taught, only obtained. Krang is not who, but what. What is Krang? Krang Is. Originating from toronto Harsh-Speak.

"What is krang?"
"Krang Is."

"Yo, get Krang"

Krang by Bile November 7, 2006

Krang 

Pink chewed up piece of bubble gum from the "Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Shredder!! Destroy the turtles!! FUCK YOU KRANG!

Krang by Dick Doctor July 4, 2003