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Noun

1) a faucet
2) a Russian penis

Verb
1) to screw someone over
Have you heard that Misha has a tiny dirty kran?
Man I thought I was going to win, but that jerk kranned me in the end!
Kran by SmushMaster January 23, 2018
Related Words
Krang • krank • Kran • kranch • krankies • krancrafter • kranker • krankle • Kran4e • Kranav
One of the many revolting sounds emitted from the Rag Rappy species native to Ragol during its hot and (relatively) sweaty mating ritual consisting of:
1. Shake 'n' bake.
2. ???
3. Profit.
Rappy A: "Yes, yes, just a little lower, my love. <3"
Rappy B: "Kwee?"
Rappy A: "KRAN KRAN!"
Kran by KranKranMan March 7, 2009
Minkey and Opters Pimp
Kran r 1337 for he is minkeys pimp
Kran by Kran April 20, 2005
To be an ugly girl in Danish
Du er en kran ( you are ugly )
Kran by Averybaby November 1, 2017

Kran dillanosis 

A form of mental retardation which is passed down through the bloodline of a simple pre-humanoid subterranean family known as the Dillons, it is said that they are so backwards they are impressed by fire.
That keiron dilldo ked has a proper bad case of kran dillanosis, HAHA what a spacker

Joshing your Kran 

Dude Im just Joshing your Kran. dont get all but hurt.
Joshing your Kran by McGrady April 28, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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