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Krankle 

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Little known cousin (from the country) of Krampus.

Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.

To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.

There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.
Yo bro, light that candle or Krankle gonna get yo weak ass.
Krankle by papacholo December 23, 2019
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Krankle 

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A follower of the British Comedy act of the 70's and 80's called the Krankies. Husband and wife, Ian and Janette, played a father and son act (Janette played the small boy)
Thier cabaret work was a lot more risque than the later tv work typified by thier appearances on Krackerjack.

Krankles typically were children at the time and missed the adult humour which they later picked up when watching reruns.

More info on the Krankies can be found at the Wiki of the same name
You are not just a fan of the Krankies you are a "Krankle"
Krankle by VikSiJan October 29, 2011
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krankle 

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lie bullshit concoct fabricate contrive hatch fake fib trick falsehood deceive fool invent

to make-up, or crank out something from your imagination that previously didn't exist.
Bish, you lie! Thas nuttin but a bunch o krankle.
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felix kranken 

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a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone
felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
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Krangled 

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Something broken beyond repair. Originates from the game Path of Exile when refering to items that have been modified by the 'corruption' mechanic as it modifies an item randomly but also prevents any crafting or alteration afterwards. Became very popular during the 'Scourge league' which introduced a mechanic where one can corrupt an item in even more special ways, causing many good items to be ruined by unlucky results.
Player 1: What did the corruption of your boots give mate?
Player 2: I tried a tier 3 mod in the blood crucible and it gave me 'cannot evade' mod so it is pretty much krangled.
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Henry Krinkle 

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The name to tell a Secret Service agent when he asks you for your name!
Travis: My name is Henry Krinkle. K-R-I-N-K-L-E. 154 Hopper Avenue. Agent: Hopper? Travis: Yeah. You know like a rabbit, hip, hop. Ha, ha. Fair Lawn, New Jersey. ...
Henry Krinkle by Stefonamus November 10, 2009

Krinkles 

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A very cool person who made a violent newgrounds flash series known as Madness combat
Friend: hey have you heard of krinkles?
Me: oh the person who made Madness combat? Yeah!
Krinkles by Deimos’s Doritos June 28, 2021
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