7 definitions by Corn Goblin

Rural Dictionary

A website link which just redirects you to the Urban Dictionary, probably a reflection of Urban Dictionary's sense of humor

I typed "rural dictionary.com" and it just sent be to this damn site!

by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

Teeth Paste

A special form of tooth paste designed to work on multiple teeth simultaneously.

This teeth paste is awesome! Gone are the days of tirelessly scrubbing one tooth at a time.

by Corn Goblin June 1, 2017

Praxeology

Praxeology is the distinctive method of the Austrian school of economics, popularized by the economist Ludwig Von Mises. It rests on the fundamental axiom that individual human beings act, that is, on the primordial fact that individuals engage in conscious actions toward chosen goals. This concept of action contrasts to purely reflexive, or knee-jerk, behavior, which is not directed toward goals.

Definition provided by the Mises Institute

The basic principles of praxeology were first discovered by the Greek philosophers, who used them as a foundation for a eudaimonistic ethics.

by Corn Goblin June 1, 2017

Vnargrute

Spelled with a silent V, Vnargrute is similar to a blood sausage, but is often made mostly out of primate meat. Vnargrute is commonly eaten among some tribal civilizations, particularly in equatorial Africa.

During my missions trip to Angola, I had roasted Vnargrute, a popular food in some areas of the region.

by Corn Goblin June 1, 2017

Krantzpasen

A situation in which one is under constant, vigorous attack or assault, but nobody knows or cares to help

Under years of coordinated krantzpasen upon the Weimheld Republic, supplies running low and no reinforcements, they finally die in obscurity.

by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

Type any word here

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by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

Oxymoron

An Oxymoron is two words, or a compound word, with contradictory definitions. The most commonly-used example of an oxymoron is 'jumbo shrimp,' as a shrimp is small by definition and therefore cannot be jumbo.

More oxymorons:
Government ethics
Friendly fire
Pretty ugly
United Nations
Hamburger
Urban Dictionary
Holy war

by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017