Klohger 

A swedish man that got an A in coding in Malmö. He also hates Helsingborg because: Man, can't have shit in Helsingborg :skull:

Person: Holy shit, are you the real Klohger?
Klohger: håll käften

Klohger by Fallen Dog January 30, 2023

Klooger

A known speedrunner of the Call of Duty Speedrunning Community. Klooger is a 500+ World Record strong boy.

And he has nearly beat the RacingMonster, but not quite. He is only 82 world records behind RacingMonster.
He is originally from the country down under (Australia). He also owns the Call of Duty Speedrunning Discord.

Goddamnit, Klooger beat my world record by over 4 seconds!!

Klooger by Dontuseyourrealnamelul August 21, 2019

Klonger 

(n) (from Polingbisz)
1. A male penis, usually an excessively large example of one, particularly in terms of its girth.

2. A large mallet-like hammer used for hitting people over the head.

3. A cow's bell, esp. the large variety which hangs from the neck of Swiss highland cows.

1. His klonger weight him down heavily between his legs, and that is why he walked with a peculiar gait.
2. Don't hit me with that klonger again, you'll give me brain damage!
3. When I traveled the Swiss alps, the sound of klongers rang among the green valleys like a cacophonous plague.

Klonger by knaive September 17, 2012

klogger 

is a large fiece that has trouble finding its way down the jon and becomes lodged.

i have a fisty clogger in that brocken inhouse

klogger by sotangs August 30, 2005

Kloogerträntaufsterdemnt 

The little thing poking out your asshole.

A: Oh Hey, Danstraut! How is your day?
B: MY Kloogerträntaufsterdemnt IS FUCKING KILLING ME

Kloogerträntaufsterdemnt by Notoritix April 6, 2023