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Impressed 

Black guy- Show us your dick.

Me- I don't have the time, and I can tell by your dreadlocks you wouldn't be impressed. That wasn't what you really wanted me to show you though, so I'd be wasting both our time.
Impressed by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Impressed 

Nah you haven't done anything in life. It's less. You were less. It literally doesn't matter what you did.
Hym "You don't need to be impressed. YOU couldn't have done it. And everything you WILL do will be less."
Impressed by Hym Iam August 21, 2025

color me impressed 

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.
Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

Less than impressed 

A more sarcastic way of saying "f*ing unimpressed " when you're in polite society

Self-impressed

The state of projecting unwarranted arrogance and false superiority
It's a busy Saturday afternoon, and that self-impressed wanker just parked his oh-so-important car across two parking spaces.
Self-impressed by FeO2 October 11, 2012

self-impressed

what everyone in the world is all the time.

everybody thinks they're the most special thing on this earth not yet discovered, so therefore they spend their self-impressed lives doing nothing but blaming others. and even when people are famous, the credit they get goes straight to their heads and then they act pretentious and self-impressed all the time, yes everybody.
you're so damn self-impressed by everything you do that i need no other reason to hate you and all that you might have been. show a little humility next time, sucker.
self-impressed by danny kryski April 19, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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