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A known speedrunner of the Call of Duty Speedrunning Community. Klooger is a 500+ World Record strong boy.

And he has nearly beat the RacingMonster, but not quite. He is only 82 world records behind RacingMonster.
He is originally from the country down under (Australia). He also owns the Call of Duty Speedrunning Discord.
Goddamnit, Klooger beat my world record by over 4 seconds!!
Klooger by Dontuseyourrealnamelul August 21, 2019
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n a legendary creature which is known to perform sexual acts on alost anything, moving or otherwise.

v to identify a want to have sexual interactions with an object.
n Growing up, Knooger's friend would sleep with anything that moved. Knooger didn't see a reason to limit himself.

v Doug wants to knooger Red.
knooger by Off Topic November 18, 2007
When a mans nails are excessively long and bangs a chick, which causes her bleeding.
"I woke up with blood on my fingers!" "Was she on her rag?" "No." "Damn, you kroogered her!"
krooger by Kris Rosano February 4, 2008
A older woman usualy in her 40's or 50's and on the lookout for a younger man.
My teacher had a bad divorce and she is taking in out on us, she is such a kooger

Kloopertingle 

That feeling you get deep down in your balls(and lady balls) when danger is near.
These scary woods give me the kloopertingles.
I feel a slight kloopertingle coming on.
Kloopertingle by DeadlySlob September 14, 2017
A swedish man that got an A in coding in Malmö. He also hates Helsingborg because: Man, can't have shit in Helsingborg :skull:
Person: Holy shit, are you the real Klohger?
Klohger: håll käften
Klohger by Fallen Dog January 30, 2023
Men or women over the age 40-50 looking for younger men r women
Your daddy is a kooger
Kooger by Gjkfdyk September 6, 2018