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A known speedrunner of the Call of Duty Speedrunning Community. Klooger is a 500+ World Record strong boy.

And he has nearly beat the RacingMonster, but not quite. He is only 82 world records behind RacingMonster.
He is originally from the country down under (Australia). He also owns the Call of Duty Speedrunning Discord.
Goddamnit, Klooger beat my world record by over 4 seconds!!
Klooger by Dontuseyourrealnamelul August 21, 2019
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A Kligger is someone who comes off as retarded for a number of years, then magically returns to normalcy when everyone least expects it. A wolf in tards clothing.

Many Kliggers will act and eat like a retard. But once their opportunity arises, they will strike out using their brain power and subdue the average joe.
I swore that girl was a genuine retarded person.. but when i took English Lit. with her, she destroyed me. She turned out to be a Kligger
Kligger by Tracy Terry January 29, 2010
A swedish man that got an A in coding in Malmö. He also hates Helsingborg because: Man, can't have shit in Helsingborg :skull:
Person: Holy shit, are you the real Klohger?
Klohger: håll käften
Klohger by Fallen Dog January 30, 2023
(n) (from Polingbisz)
1. A male penis, usually an excessively large example of one, particularly in terms of its girth.

2. A large mallet-like hammer used for hitting people over the head.

3. A cow's bell, esp. the large variety which hangs from the neck of Swiss highland cows.
1. His klonger weight him down heavily between his legs, and that is why he walked with a peculiar gait.
2. Don't hit me with that klonger again, you'll give me brain damage!
3. When I traveled the Swiss alps, the sound of klongers rang among the green valleys like a cacophonous plague.
Klonger by knaive September 17, 2012
When a person performs Oral sex on a male underwater.
That bitch gave me a krogger so hard she sucked up some water cause she was sucking so hard.
krogger by AXELRSX September 12, 2006

Kloogerträntaufsterdemnt 

A: Oh Hey, Danstraut! How is your day?
B: MY Kloogerträntaufsterdemnt IS FUCKING KILLING ME