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is a large fiece that has trouble finding its way down the jon and becomes lodged.
i have a fisty clogger in that brocken inhouse
klogger by sotangs August 30, 2005
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A known speedrunner of the Call of Duty Speedrunning Community. Klooger is a 500+ World Record strong boy.

And he has nearly beat the RacingMonster, but not quite. He is only 82 world records behind RacingMonster.
He is originally from the country down under (Australia). He also owns the Call of Duty Speedrunning Discord.
Goddamnit, Klooger beat my world record by over 4 seconds!!
Klooger by Dontuseyourrealnamelul August 21, 2019
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A Kligger is someone who comes off as retarded for a number of years, then magically returns to normalcy when everyone least expects it. A wolf in tards clothing.

Many Kliggers will act and eat like a retard. But once their opportunity arises, they will strike out using their brain power and subdue the average joe.
I swore that girl was a genuine retarded person.. but when i took English Lit. with her, she destroyed me. She turned out to be a Kligger
Kligger by Tracy Terry January 29, 2010
A swedish man that got an A in coding in Malmö. He also hates Helsingborg because: Man, can't have shit in Helsingborg :skull:
Person: Holy shit, are you the real Klohger?
Klohger: håll käften
Klohger by Fallen Dog January 30, 2023
(n) (from Polingbisz)
1. A male penis, usually an excessively large example of one, particularly in terms of its girth.

2. A large mallet-like hammer used for hitting people over the head.

3. A cow's bell, esp. the large variety which hangs from the neck of Swiss highland cows.
1. His klonger weight him down heavily between his legs, and that is why he walked with a peculiar gait.
2. Don't hit me with that klonger again, you'll give me brain damage!
3. When I traveled the Swiss alps, the sound of klongers rang among the green valleys like a cacophonous plague.
Klonger by knaive September 17, 2012
When a person performs Oral sex on a male underwater.
That bitch gave me a krogger so hard she sucked up some water cause she was sucking so hard.
krogger by AXELRSX September 12, 2006

Kloogerträntaufsterdemnt 

The little thing poking out your asshole.
A: Oh Hey, Danstraut! How is your day?
B: MY Kloogerträntaufsterdemnt IS FUCKING KILLING ME
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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