klonkered 

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

klonkered by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

klonkers 

Another name for ladder golf balls.

I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.

klonkers by RickyRips May 17, 2017

knockered-up 

The state of having one breast enhanced. Boob upgrade

Ash had a smokin body, but even more so now that she knockered-up.

knockered-up by phocusthepoet November 2, 2008

kankered 

Orginating from the word "knackered", kankered refers to that tired, exhausted feeling particularly after a night out.

"Ergh, I'm feeling absolutely kankered from last night!"

"Okay, i'm out, i'm completely kaaankered from that gig"

kankered by ZoWheee! June 27, 2006

knockered

Not actually slang for anything sexual...but it sounds like it should be, shouldn't it?

Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like knocked up.

1: I hear you were up all night last night...
2: Yeah, I was getting knockered by my girl

3: "I was knockered, then I was right knackered"

4: Knockered isn't sexual slang for anything, but it SHOULD be.

5: I'm already knackered enough as it is.
6: Knackered? Surely you mean KNOCKERED!

knockered by CannedLizard February 10, 2004

Klingered

Even Don Magic Juan would be proud of this slick manuever. This particular endeavor is preformed by getting a cheap bottle of vodka usually Bankers Club is the vodka of choice. When you and a girl are doing shots you of course give her a double shot of vodka and you must covertly give yourself a shot of water, without the girl noticing. After 15 mintues the girl will be half naked and your average man will become 10 times more attractive. To properly perform this operation you must know the girls limits otherwise you will not be getting laid and the girl will be head first drenched in toliet bowl water, looking like the girl that comes out of the TV in the ring.

"Last night me and this guy were drinking and i got so shitfaced that i fell into his toliet and broke it."
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"

Klingered by Sir Douglass May 5, 2007