klonkered
klonkered by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016
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blonkered
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014
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knockered-up
knockered-up by phocusthepoet November 2, 2008
knockered
Not actually slang for anything sexual...but it sounds like it should be, shouldn't it?
Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like knocked up.
Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like knocked up.
1: I hear you were up all night last night...
2: Yeah, I was getting knockered by my girl
3: "I was knockered, then I was right knackered"
4: Knockered isn't sexual slang for anything, but it SHOULD be.
5: I'm already knackered enough as it is.
6: Knackered? Surely you mean KNOCKERED!
2: Yeah, I was getting knockered by my girl
3: "I was knockered, then I was right knackered"
4: Knockered isn't sexual slang for anything, but it SHOULD be.
5: I'm already knackered enough as it is.
6: Knackered? Surely you mean KNOCKERED!
knockered by CannedLizard February 10, 2004
Klingered
Even Don Magic Juan would be proud of this slick manuever. This particular endeavor is preformed by getting a cheap bottle of vodka usually Bankers Club is the vodka of choice. When you and a girl are doing shots you of course give her a double shot of vodka and you must covertly give yourself a shot of water, without the girl noticing. After 15 mintues the girl will be half naked and your average man will become 10 times more attractive. To properly perform this operation you must know the girls limits otherwise you will not be getting laid and the girl will be head first drenched in toliet bowl water, looking like the girl that comes out of the TV in the ring.
"Last night me and this guy were drinking and i got so shitfaced that i fell into his toliet and broke it."
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"
Klingered by Sir Douglass May 5, 2007
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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