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Kirk Johnson

One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.

Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.
That hole is as big as Kirk Johnson's
Kirk Johnson by KJ2010 November 21, 2010
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Arthur Kirkland 

Arthur Kirkland is the human name of the character "England/UK/Great Britain" in Hetalia Axis Powers.
Arthur Kirkland is England's human name.
Arthur Kirkland by Chibi Romano December 4, 2013

Arthur Kirkland 

English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.
-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.

-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.

Kirkcaldy 

Believe the above if you will lol

Nairn Linoleum
Gordon Brown
Adam Smith 1723 - 1790
Robert Adam 1728 - 1792
Baillie Robert Philp 1751 - 1828
Dr. John Philip 1775 - 1851
Marjorie Fleming 1803 - 1811
Michael Nairn 1804 - 1858
John McDouall Stuart 1815 - 1866
Sir Sandford Fleming 1827 - 1915
Reformation figure Henry Balnaves (1512 - 1579)
Scottish Theologian George Gillespie (1613 - 1648)
Alexander Lang Elder was born in Kirkcaldy on the 18th April 1815, the second son of the merchant and ship-owner George Elder. Today 'Elders' is a multinational company
Ronald Munro-Ferguson (6 March 1860 – 30 March 1934)
Frederick Coutts CBE (September 21, 1899 – February 6, 1986)
Bertha Wilson (1923 - 2007)
David Steel (Baron Steel of Aikwood, KT, KBE, PC) (1938 - )
Jocky Wilson (1950 - ) Darts Champion, in 1982 and 1989.
Val McDermid, journalist and author (titles include: Wire in the Blood and Distant Echo)
Colin Cameron, born 23 October 1972, a professional footballer and Scottish internationalist.
Racing driver Peter Dumbreck was born 13 October 1973

Oliver Cromwell Ravenscraig Castle c1650
Daniel Defoe c1694
Thomas Carlyle 1816 - 1818
Hans Christian Andersen c1847
John Buchan, author of The 39 Steps 1875 - 1888.
Scottish painter Jack Vettriano was born 17 November 1951
Ewan McGregor studied drama at the college now called Adam Smith College as did The Proclaimers.
and A92 adjoins Dundee unfortunately....which has no class.
'not seen many cardboard boxes on streets of kirkcaldy'

The Boy In The Train
The Boy in the Train
Whit wey does the engine say 'Toot-toot'?
Is it feart to gang in the tunnel?
Whit wey is the furnace no pit oot
When the rain gangs doon the funnel?
What'll I hae for my tea the nicht?
A herrin', or maybe a haddie?
Has Gran'ma gotten electric licht?
Is the next stop Kirkcaddy?

There's a hoodie-craw on yon turnip-raw!
An' seagulls! - sax or seeven.
I'll no fa' oot o' the windae, Maw,
Its sneckit, as sure as I'm leevin'.
We're into the tunnel! we're a' in the dark!
But dinna be frichtit, Daddy,
We'll sune be comin' to Beveridge Park,
And the next stop's Kirkcaddy!

Is yon the mune I see in the sky?
It's awfu' wee an' curly,
See! there's a coo and a cauf ootbye,
An' a lassie pu'in' a hurly!
He's chackit the tickets and gien them back,
Sae gie me my ain yin, Daddy.
Lift doon the bag frae the luggage rack,
For the next stop's Kirkcaddy!

There's a gey wheen boats at the harbour mou',
And eh! dae ya see the cruisers?
The cinnamon drop I was sookin' the noo
Has tummelt an' stuck tae ma troosers. . .
I'll sune be ringin' ma Gran'ma's bell,
She'll cry, 'Come ben, my laddie',
For I ken mysel' by the queer-like smell
That the next stop's Kirkcaddy!

'Adam Smith'
Kirkcaldy by the_fifer February 13, 2013

Kirkland Drymount 

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.
"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

kirktober 

The one month in the NFL where veteran Kirk Cousins realizes he’s a professional quarterback and puts his entire heart on the field.
- beginning of regular season -
Jack: “Kirk Cousins sucks!”
Tyler: “Oh yeah? Just wait until kirktober!”
kirktober by anonymous September 29, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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