kirk

aloof, mysterious, misunderstood, creative, wise, understanding, empathetic, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Constantly thinking big, a humanitarian, philosophical, intelligent. Very slow to anger, but when pushed to breaking point, fights like a demon. periodically lapses into bouts of depression. A romantic (secretly) prefers to play it cool, a drifter. Potentially as bad-ass as John Connor. His presence lingers. A spectre at times, dissappearing into the ether.

I got distracted by a passing gypsy, and then - like a kirk - he was gone!....

by cobblestone joe July 15, 2010

kirk

To go crazy, to flip out, to wig out.

Timmy kirked out when he saw the guitar solo.

by Doug February 13, 2003

kirk

Scots english for church.

"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"

by black flag May 31, 2004

kirk

Verb (from Star Trek): To seduce or otherwise have sex with an alien babe. This can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.

It's hard to name a Sci-Fi male lead who hasn't kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail.

Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.

by Ensign Redshirt January 12, 2008

kirk

to have sex with alot of really hot girls. coming from the greek "Kirkios"
it's short form "kirk" means "to penetrate"

"wow, that girl's hot" "you know kirk fucked her, eh?"
"nice ass on her, i bet there's been some kirk in there

by Kurtis P-K HIMSELF January 28, 2005

kirk

adj: better than spock.

Wow, that guy is so Kirk it's unreal!

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003

kirk

He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 20, 2005