by loser2525 June 29, 2012
Guy 1: Did you hear? Andy was just kirklanded and is bleeding profusely!
Guy 2: I know! I'm the one who kirklanded him!
Guy 2: I know! I'm the one who kirklanded him!
by cremo_neco July 11, 2008
a gay brand that your mother used to force you to use when u have allergies ooooooooooooooo. It is very good when shoving it up a black girls vagina bc it cleans out dirt. You shoved those wipes up a girls ass atleast once, they scream and moan so hard!
by eliza big chungus December 24, 2019
A city just north of Seattle, Washington that is much less ghetto and more wealthy. To the south is the rich city of Bellevue.
by potatoboy221 December 30, 2010
Example 1 -
Man 1: I see you got yo Kirkland's on! Nice!
Man 2: Yeah, this shit is the shit.
Example 2 -
Husband: What kind of chicken is this?
Wife: Fool, this is Kirkland's!
Man 1: I see you got yo Kirkland's on! Nice!
Man 2: Yeah, this shit is the shit.
Example 2 -
Husband: What kind of chicken is this?
Wife: Fool, this is Kirkland's!
by meatwadspimplady13 February 07, 2010
Kirkland is my best friend in the whole world because of his unbelievably caring attitude. When ever I am sad or down he helps me back on my feet and can always makes me laugh. He goes to church but doesn't always like to be there. When he picks up his saxophone no one can get in his way, he is a god on that instrument. He never really has anything bad to say about people and no matter how anyone looks he treats the nicely. Generally he is very smart and a great athlete. He sometimes is a bit clueless, but he always finds a way to figure things out. In one phrase, Kirkland is my best friend and i don't want him to change.
by aspierz August 18, 2010
A fuck boy who only thinks of himself. He has the ability to fuck you over and make it look like your fault. Then date all your friends while acting like an angel.
by Anonymouslyhateeveryone August 31, 2015