kirking 

(verb) The act of rapid clicking of computer mouse buttons while computer is frozen.
See also, kirkin

She was frantically kirking trying to get the Mapquest window to close before the staff meeting.

kirking by RemingtonSteal October 27, 2015

kirking 

As in "Kirk", William Shatner's character on Star Trek
1. Hitting on hot alien chicks
2. Having sex with a sexy alien girl
3. Getting tons of alien pussy

Hot alien girl: This Earth nigga keeps texting me, "Space Netflix and chill?"
Other alien girl: That earthling's just kirking you.

kirking by Eternal Cock October 5, 2015

Kirking 

Mainly used in the D.C. area it means to go crazy;to spaz out on someone; to over react; to curse someone out

DUde; yo what happened?
Girl: that girl tried to swizz me outta ma money
Dude:O thats why you was kirking out on her
Girl: yea i dont play that

Kirking by Tay Boo January 8, 2012

Kirking 

To have several relationships with hot women in short periods of time with no attatchment whatsoever.

Derived from Captain James T. Kirk of Star Trek TOS.

Dude, he was so kirking while he was in Austrailia, it was insane.

Kirking by Vey October 1, 2008

Kirking 

(verb) A term for all the times in a sci-fi show and/or movie that a character has sex with an alien. A reference to Captian Kirk from Star Trek, often used in a phrase such as "Kirking it up"

Commander Richer from Star Trek Next Generation kirking it up a lot this episode.

Kirking by DrMaskWolf February 27, 2011

Kirking 

A person that is a giant pussy, often gets offended by the Internet. They have a gaping vagina and claim nothing makes is sore. However, a combination of retardation and being ugly as fuck helps to prove otherwise.

Why are you always kirking ? You catch feeling all the time like a little bitch.

Kirking by Easyp August 9, 2016

Kirking 

When one drinks too much on the weekend and then realizes before they go to sleep that work is going to suck tomorrow.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.

Steve: Dude it's Sunday. You're drinking way too much and kirking yourself for the rest of the week.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.

Kirking by Cockopotomous January 13, 2018