kirk'ed

The art of being cock blocked.

Orgin : The biggest cockblock, kirk.

Dude I just got kirk'ed! ... I just kirk'ed his ass!

by skiierman February 19, 2008

Kirked in the Pants

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.

Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011

kirked out

to flip out, to lose your cool, to lose control, go bananas

originating from Captain Kirk due William Shatner's penchant for over emotive acting:

Capt. Kirk to Spock: "All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed. We'll see about you deserting my ship."

"Rabbs kirked out when he ate the chocolate matzah."

by laxshlee November 5, 2007

kirked

The act of having Sexual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn't tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. While hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her "special area" and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.

-Hey did you run into a prickly bush?
-Oh man I got kirked!

-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!

-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!

by Rich Hobbs March 5, 2008

kirked

when a another guy comes over to the bar and steals the girl you were chatting up (scottish term)

i was chatting up this nice lass when thats twat kirked me.

by richfoord May 15, 2010

Kirked

When an individual can achieve a goal on their own, but you assist them regardless of the obvious negative consequences.

“I was so close to PRing on my bench max, but David f***ing kirked me”

by Mintless Toothpaste June 7, 2019

Kirked

(v) Not making your lady friend breakfast after a one-night stand.

Dude. I didn't even make her breakfast. I Kirked that ho.

by Weeds2010 August 21, 2010