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Kirked in the Pants
Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"
Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"
Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"
Kirked in the Pants by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011
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kirked out
to flip out, to lose your cool, to lose control, go bananas
originating from Captain Kirk due William Shatner's penchant for over emotive acting:
originating from Captain Kirk due William Shatner's penchant for over emotive acting:
Capt. Kirk to Spock: "All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed. We'll see about you deserting my ship."
"Rabbs kirked out when he ate the chocolate matzah."
"Rabbs kirked out when he ate the chocolate matzah."
kirked out by laxshlee November 5, 2007
kirked
The act of having Sexual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn't tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. While hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her "special area" and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.
-Hey did you run into a prickly bush?
-Oh man I got kirked!
-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!
-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!
-Oh man I got kirked!
-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!
-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!
kirked by Rich Hobbs March 5, 2008
kirked
Kirked
When an individual can achieve a goal on their own, but you assist them regardless of the obvious negative consequences.
Kirked by Mintless Toothpaste June 7, 2019
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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