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A horrific attempt at creating something good and wholesome, whether it be sports or art, and having the attempt result in what is otherwise known as a pile of excrement.
Doug: Marsha! What do you think about my abstract painting?
Marsha: Its a kipner!
Kipner by Mary Squaw November 7, 2006
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Done Up Like a Kipper 

British idiom for one who has been totally bamboozled or taken advantage of by another.
Friend A: You just bought a gold watch from the street vendor for 100 quid?

Friend B: Yeah, mate, nice watch, isn't it?

Friend A: Eh, boy, you've been done up like a kipper!
Done Up Like a Kipper by ripeness November 9, 2012
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april kepner 

A character on Grey's Anatomy. Started off being really annoying but has slowly evolved into an amazing character. Eloped with Jackson Avery, but the have recently gotten divorced. Her best friend is Arizona Robbins.
Remember when April Kepner got fired from Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital... TWICE???
april kepner by lcw123 May 27, 2016

disco kipper

When a girl has been dancing all night and her vagina develops a distinct fish-based odour.
God bro she was so dirty, it was a bad case of disco kipper!
disco kipper by bigbadwhiteboy April 28, 2017

young kipper

Very Ashki way of saying "Yom Kippur", the Jewish day of atonement.
young kipper by Queen Buttrix February 25, 2021

done you like a kipper 

Legend: "Want to buy a snowboard?"
Kipper: "sure, how much mate?"
Legend: "£300?"
Kipper: "Awesome"
Legend: "ahh only cost me £200, done you like a kipper!"
Kipper: "Where does that saying come from anyway?"
Legend: "From me when I sold you a snowboard!"

Kipper Conundrum 

A phase in a girls life where she believes she may be a lesbian but is unsure.
Lindsay Lohan appears to be in something of a Kipper Conundrum.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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