Kidner

A Term for a 22 year old Rapist from Wales, Commonly found in the bed of a once drunk girl.

Kidner: Good Morning
Girl: Arrrhhhh what are you doing in my bed?!
Kidner: Meh...
Girl: I am going to call the Police
Kidner: But you were drunk, It's ok, I watched you sleep all night

by Hall of cass April 19, 2011

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Dingo's Kidneys

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

by wfly81 July 1, 2014

paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck

please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me

by End Me Plz October 4, 2017

Kindergender

Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.

it's an excuse for pedophila

“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”

by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018

kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007