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Get the Kingers mug.A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.
1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.
2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."
2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."
by DigitalWings January 2, 2009
Get the kinderscum mug.a kindersmear is the state of your face when you have applied your make-up and lipstick so poorly due to affects of drunkenness or making out and/or exhaustion that you end up looking like an extra from whatever happened to baby jane the movie.
Looking like your 3 and getting into mommys' make up.
Putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)
Looking like your 3 and getting into mommys' make up.
Putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)
I was so drunk when I kissed that boy named Norman, I forgot I had applied Nars red lizard and ended up with a huge kindersmear on my lips, cheek and chin.
The bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and I was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.
The bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and I was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.
by Cindy Shouts January 3, 2014
Get the kindersmear mug.A person whom is considered sexually promiscuous at an age that is considered "too young" by cultural or sociological standards.
by Bobby967786876 August 9, 2006
Get the kinderslut mug.Kingersplash aka Dan King is a person who is most often seen in a state of anger usually related to alcohol. He also will resort to slapping people in the face with slabs of cooked or uncooked meat over the smallest issue. Kinersplash also has been known to chase women who prefer their high school aged boyfriends over him.
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