Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
Get the merch
Get the Blue Monday neck gaiter and mug.
Jesus Christ is the messiah, the anointed one, the savior of mankind, the Son of the living God, and God himself. Apart from him no one can enter heaven or receive eternal life.
by ScottX January 08, 2007
Get the mug
Get a messiah mug for your barber Zora.
Is an underground palestinian rapper famous for singles like: Autopsy
and Jewphile. His trendmarks are verses that are centered around politics and war. He often criticizes modern rap for focusing around materialism, instead of idealism and theology. Unintelligent individuals who can't understand his songs, or are openly against his anti-war philosophy often make jokes about him having intimate relationships with goats.
A:Did you hear the new song from Messiah. This one is maybe the deepest and most complex song so far. I am intrigued to see what he can do in the future.
B:Lol, I'm not listening to that,

goatfucker. Why can't you listen to Billie Eilish and other real artists.
by Firefox-31 January 31, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Messiah mug for your mate Larisa.
Messiah is a beautiful girl and an amazing best friend. She is quiet for the most part until you get to know her then she’ll really open up to you. She is hella thick and she knows it. She is super kind and always has great advice for you. Always is there for you when you need her most. A great combo of looks, intelligence, kindness, humor, and then some. It’s hard not fall in love with her.
Hey that girl Messiah is amazing, all she did was smile at me and she made my day.
by Jeffery Dorsey November 16, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Messiah mug for your sister-in-law Riley.
A hot guy who is very caring and nice. Every girl is after him, but when he finds that one girl nobody else matters but her to him . Usually are together with a girl who's name starts with a k. When you get him never let him go, also very smart and athletic
Hey, do you know messiah ?
Well yeah duh who dosnt !! hot. dick love kind caring
by Messiahismynames February 14, 2016
Get the mug
Get a Messiah mug for your father Günter.
A savoir
~Go ahead and build a better messiah, we can dig another grave.~
by Insurmountable Jackass May 08, 2004
Get the mug
Get a messiah mug for your guy Günter.