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noun.

Networking jargon; short for jubulon processor.

A highly important and technically advanced piece of networking hardware. While some scholars argue that the jubulon processor itself is hard to define and possibly non-tangible, it is still an incredibly valuable part of a functional network.
"It seems to be a jubulon issue, try restarting the computers in a 'seemingly' random order."
jubulon by carrionkind March 28, 2010
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Jubilous 

Being the life of the party, or the life of the jubilee.
Man "This party sucked until Eric showed up."
Woman "Thats because he's so jubilous"
Jubilous by Mordecca September 24, 2018

Jubilous Juice 

A beverage hand-crafted by Sir Joe Volzer, consisting of the following ingredients:

1 2-liter of Squirt Citrus Soda
1 gallon of Fruit Punch
1 bottle of some ghetto 151
Triple Sec to taste

Mix in a Styrofoam container, serve.
"I was so drunk by the time JV made Jubilous Juice, I managed to drop two cups consecutively!"
The act of prioritizing a romantic interest over others
Wow... I invited Brayden over but he's too busy jubaling us with Kathlyne...
Jubaling by Akmca December 30, 2019

Jublomat (noun) 

A person (typically a man) with a particular sexual interest in women with large breasts.
Look at the pair on her - she's a jublomat's dream.
Jublomat (noun) by partridge May 15, 2003
The act of jumping on a bed while masturbating with the intent of getting it in your mouth
Kent, Alex and Anthony jublooged on allen's bed yesterday when allen came in and saw what they were doing he beat them to death
jublooge by pman311 June 18, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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