computers

Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.

by amethyst April 19, 2005

computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

Computer

Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.

On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.

by SquirrelMoose October 09, 2008

Computical

Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.

We have a lot of computical equipment.

by RedHawkTech April 29, 2009

Computer

A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.

I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!

by flamberge April 30, 2013

Computer

The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Computers

The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.

by LizzanceRopierre February 21, 2005