A beverage hand-crafted by Sir Joe Volzer, consisting of the following ingredients:
1 2-liter of Squirt Citrus Soda
1 gallon of Fruit Punch
1 bottle of some ghetto 151
Triple Sec to taste
Mix in a Styrofoam container, serve.
"I was so drunk by the time JV made Jubilous Juice, I managed to drop two cups consecutively!"