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jablonoscope 

1. Invented from the family name first found in the invasion of the Nazi, and was spread to the USSR of Communism. (“Jablonowska”, - ligma’s second victim.)
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).
There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
*Dies from fall damage*
jablonoscope by JabJabFromFlexTape September 13, 2018
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Word used in the Hispanic Caribbean (Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Cuba) to denote a person who is of mixed Black and White ancestry but who has white skin and African features either in curly or kinky hair, a wide nose, or full lips. In the US they'd likely be high-yellow, but in the Caribbean they have their own grouping. It is a descriptor. The feminine equivalent is jabaa.
"¿Quién es el chaco jabao de Santurce?"
"Ese es Víctor Soriano"
Translation:

"Who's the jabao guy from Santurce?"
"That's Victor Soriano"
Jabao by applesaucechi April 26, 2022
replacement for stupid, idiot, moron or any other offensive term
maybe you should stop going out with people you find on farmers mingle, you jagaloon
jagaloon by speck19 July 1, 2015

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.
Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*
Haywood Jablomi by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

Heywood Jablome 

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.
Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.
Heywood Jablome by Hatchback February 12, 2005
\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
javalog by horsewhistle June 26, 2007