The sexiest mammal alive, known to like world history. A little creepy, and always looks like he's keeping a secret inside. Has a brother who lives in South Africa probably. Probably has overextension in his hands. Actually incredibly scary. Scares lots of kids
by graasdsdycn macrdgattehyf November 15, 2017
Get the allenmug. person 1: yo you see that guy over there.
person 2:yeah why?
person 1:he was being a total allen to my little brother! lets go get his ass
person 2:yeah why?
person 1:he was being a total allen to my little brother! lets go get his ass
by itsa me gruigi February 27, 2019
Get the allenmug. by arianababyg April 15, 2019
Get the allenmug. a little boy who will never grow up. he will continue to put people down and just shrug along for the rest of his life. he has no future, no hope of any sort of happiness. he will waste his life, alone, with only a bunch of cats and some really shitty weed, and no one will even miss him.
you: hey man, whats the answer to some question I have?
allen: youre the dumbest bitch ever. I dont want to talk to you. leave me the fuck alone.
you: whoa man. calm down.
allen: blahueeukxmn f2xiuhnqihrc!
(allen goes home and cries himself to sleep because he is such a huge loser)
allen: youre the dumbest bitch ever. I dont want to talk to you. leave me the fuck alone.
you: whoa man. calm down.
allen: blahueeukxmn f2xiuhnqihrc!
(allen goes home and cries himself to sleep because he is such a huge loser)
by rabbitfeetandlizards October 14, 2011
Get the allenmug. by jorge the borje November 28, 2018
Get the allenmug. 
People who are addicted to Earth, Wind & Fire band, especially a song September, they always think and sing the song everywhere
by TFHim October 9, 2020
Get the Allenizationmug.