Juansen 

JUANSEN

he is a quiet type of person but has a very creative mind.

He doesn’t know how to make friends but he wants to have people he could trust and feel comfortable with.
He is a great writer and an inspiration to many people.

He would’ve still be here if the world was kinder and more understanding to him.

Love you so much Juansen 💙 hope you’re happy in heaven xoxo
If you would like to read his work he’s on Tumblr and he also has a books, link below

Juansen by Shellymarie November 23, 2021

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.

"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"

Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

Jansen Douglas

Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.

That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.

Jansen Douglas by Looped Out November 2, 2009

Floor Jansen 

Current vocalist of popular Symphonic Metal act Nightwish. She replaced Anette Olson originally was suppose to be a temporary replacement before being asked to join as a permanent vocalist.

Floor can basically sing anything from operatic to rock to growls with ease. With Floor on board Nightwish can use practically any song from their library.

Most fans welcomed Floor with open arms while others didn't like the idea of replacing Anette.

Previous bands include After Forever and Revamp.

Joey: OMG Anette Olson was replaced by Floor Jansen. Man I think Floor is better suited for this type of music.

Rachel : if Floor is fronting Nightwish then what will happen to Revamp ?

*typical soap opera music plays*

Floor Jansen by YoukNowwhO December 12, 2016

Miss Jansen 

My Dutch Teacher

Miss Jansen is very nice

Miss Jansen by smertieboi February 22, 2019

Tek Jansen 

The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".

The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.

"Oh, Tek Jansen! You have obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!"

Tek Jansen by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

Jansen 

No matter what this stupid dictonary says, even if it says amazing things about my name, Jansen does not mean whore! Jansen means Gracious, and I know a Jansen and she is and forever will be the farthest from that. To me Jansen means Funny, Athletic, Compassionate, and the by far BEST person you could EVER meet.

Friend 1: Isn't Jansen so nice?!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!

Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!

Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!

Jansen by An_Upset&ProtectiveFriend June 2, 2018