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She is the best person you will ever met, she will always offer a shoulder for you to cry on trustworthy and having a person like her in your life is the greatest thing that would happen to you.
"We all need a person like Jeansen in our life"
jeansen by Chant. June 8, 2021
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jensen ackles 

Extremely attractive male who is most commonly known for playing Dean Winchester on CW's Supernatural. Very naturally funny, smart, sweet and talented. Married to Daneel Ackles and father to their child, Justice Jay (aka JJ) Ackles. Apparently protective on set. Likes country music because he was born in Texas, but has semi adapted to his character's music taste of classic rock. All around good person. Apparently very protective of the women on set. Isn't that adorable.
*During sex scene in the show*

Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.

Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*

jensen ackles 

Jensen Ackles, the most sexiest man to ever live. He plays the sexy, funny, and smug character Dean Winchester on the BEST SHOW EVER, Supernatural.
Girl1: OMG Jensen Ackles is literally daddy
Girl2: Can Jensen marry me, ugh, i love him.

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.
"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"
Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

jensen ackles 

a very hot dude who plays as Dean Winchester in the CW show Supernatural. In the show he loves pie , his car , and his Sammy.
"bring me some pie "
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"

Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"
jensen ackles by samanddeansgirl21 September 21, 2020

Jeansonne 

A cajun-french last name, manily found in Louisiana. No one can say it correctly, and for some reason they think its "johnson" but its not!
My friends last name is Jeansonne.
Jeansonne by cajun4life February 4, 2009

Jansen Douglas

Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.
That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.
Jansen Douglas by Looped Out November 2, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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