Juanse 

Short for Juan Sebastian, Juanse works magic with the ladies; somehow he manages to get girlfriend after girlfriend as well as partners to cheat on them with! Juanse is naturally incompatible with Argentinians (especially Lihuel) since his sophisticated debating style is does not sit well with their stubbornness and incoherent logic. He is loved by the majority, but those who hate him do so with a burning fiery passion (this particular group is composed mainly by his ex-girlfriends). As such, Juanse has had to endure being on the receiving end of violent demeanors. In fact, there is a permanent slap-shaped scar imprinted on his otherwise impeccable face.

Girl: Juanse, did you cheat on me?
Juanse: What, you thought you were the only juan?

Juanse by iamjuanse September 22, 2016

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.

"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"

Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

Jansen Douglas

Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.

That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.

Jansen Douglas by Looped Out November 2, 2009

Juaned 

When a girl you have made plans to go on a date with bails on you last minute.

Bro, i just got juaned again. She said Her pet got sick

Juaned by gsep34 February 15, 2019

Janset

A sweet and popular girl who has great physical characteristics, but is not defined by them due to her strengths in other fields, such as arts or photography. May occasionally color their hair, but not in an overly-done fashion.

Oh man, check out that girl who's hosting her exhibition, she looks like a total Janset.

Janset by Axis_Op April 30, 2021

Jansel 

Really good at making friends and loves to try new sports and he will always be there for a friend and he'll never give up till he gets where he wants to go. One day he's going to be the future boxing champ.

Jansel don't be giving up on his friends or his dream

Jansel by Duck dude November 22, 2021

Floor Jansen 

Current vocalist of popular Symphonic Metal act Nightwish. She replaced Anette Olson originally was suppose to be a temporary replacement before being asked to join as a permanent vocalist.

Floor can basically sing anything from operatic to rock to growls with ease. With Floor on board Nightwish can use practically any song from their library.

Most fans welcomed Floor with open arms while others didn't like the idea of replacing Anette.

Previous bands include After Forever and Revamp.

Joey: OMG Anette Olson was replaced by Floor Jansen. Man I think Floor is better suited for this type of music.

Rachel : if Floor is fronting Nightwish then what will happen to Revamp ?

*typical soap opera music plays*

Floor Jansen by YoukNowwhO December 12, 2016