Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictonary

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The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

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Jan 27 Word of the Day

Bundled Like Bernie

Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.

Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!

by Talk2me-JCH January 24, 2021

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urban dictonary

The place where one goes to piss away two hours looking up words like "computer" or "geek' "Assclown" and "emo"

Pixie spent an entire sunday afternoon looking up silly words :)

by Pixie05 June 26, 2005

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The site you're on now, dipshit.

YOU'RE ON URBAN DICTONARY, DIPSHIT!!

by IDIDATHING November 30, 2015

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Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.

Guy # 1 with no life: I spent all fucking day on the urban dictonary, dude

Guy # 2: Get a life, bro

by jiujitsujack August 08, 2009