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Joukim

Joukim is one of the most beautiful human being there is. No one compares to her looks and she's got a big booty which is to die for. Her humor is not understood my many but when they do they laugh their ass off.
Joukim is very funny. She's also hot.
by big big guns November 23, 2021
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Joakim

That one guy with the hottest penis in the world, every girl tells Joakim that he is a great fucker.

He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.
Girl 1: “I have never felt something like this,WOW!

Joakim: Ikr ;)
by On11-chan October 20, 2020
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Joakim

1.A male name. The typical Sewdish Joakim could be social, active (sports), tall, intelligent, funny, and with a great look <3. He loves to help and is very loveable but sometimes nothing seems to be going well for him. Usualy he's happy and you will often see him with a smile.

2. A guy that likes pie
1.

Girl: Do you think I'll ever be on a date with Joakim?
Girl2: Back off! He's mine.

2. Mmmm pie.....
by The King Of Pie (T.K.O.P) September 17, 2011
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Joakim

1 a swedish name for male.
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!
-i think im gonna define a word on urban dictionary.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.
by appear online February 4, 2010
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Joakim Brodén

The main singer in the sweedish heavy metal band sabaton. Also he is a complete badass
Have you seen my dad he looks like Joakim Brodén
by Haha funne January 3, 2021
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Joakim

Has a 14m (inch) penis and loves fresh donuts
Joakim cant sleep because he doesn't have fresh donuts and his penis is to big =(
by Captain007 August 9, 2015
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Tor Joakim

-Is that guy gay
-Yes he is Tor Joakim
by motherfucker666999 November 6, 2019
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