joakim

a police man that dont like donuts, so he must be gay

that policeman there is joakim

by horosee October 31, 2007

Joakim

That one guy with the hottest penis in the world, every girl tells Joakim that he is a great fucker.

He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.

Girl 1: “I have never felt something like this,WOW!

Joakim: Ikr ;)

by On11-chan October 20, 2020

Joakim

1.A male name. The typical Sewdish Joakim could be social, active (sports), tall, intelligent, funny, and with a great look <3. He loves to help and is very loveable but sometimes nothing seems to be going well for him. Usualy he's happy and you will often see him with a smile.

2. A guy that likes pie

1.

Girl: Do you think I'll ever be on a date with Joakim?
Girl2: Back off! He's mine.

2. Mmmm pie.....

by The King Of Pie (T.K.O.P) September 16, 2011

Joakim

1 a swedish name for male.
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!

-i think im gonna define a word on urban dictionary.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.

by appear online February 04, 2010

Joakim

Has a 14m (inch) penis and loves fresh donuts

Joakim cant sleep because he doesn't have fresh donuts and his penis is to big =(

by Captain007 July 17, 2015

Joakim

Joakim is a real nerd

Joakim is a nerd

by end1ngMyOwnSuffer1ng May 01, 2017

Joakim

Joakim is maybe short but he is the HOTTEST person on earth. Every girl wants him- If you see him! Dont look him in the eyes- or you will start to moan uncontrollably....

Omg have you seen Joakim? He is sooooo Hot

by 69420isnicenamelol November 16, 2020