Jonesyed
Jonesyed by ol’ dirty bastard March 14, 2018
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Phil Jonesed
someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.
a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season
a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season
john: did you get lucky with Sasha?
tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked
john: you got Phil Jonesed
tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked
john: you got Phil Jonesed
Phil Jonesed by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012
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Jonesyed • jonesed • jonesed up • joneseyed • Jonesied • Indiana jonesed • Jim Jonesed • barnaby jonesed • Mr Jonesed • Phil Jonesed
Jonesed
Jonesed by JBG1234567 October 19, 2010
Jonesied
A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.
Jonesied by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018
Mr Jonesed
To be caught with child pornography, or to be caught having been involved in sexual acts with someone under theage of consent. Can also be used as a derogetary term to imply someone is a paedophile when in fact they aren't
Mr Jonesed by Uzumaki Mitch June 17, 2006
joneseyed
the act of getting incredibly high on any drug known to man, the act of getting joneseyed is normally followed by one of the following; sexual encounters, black outs, gang fights, weird injuries, intoxicated phone calls, or death. this word is derived from the man known as c. jones, who partakes in these activities every day of his life.
joneseyed by cjonesfan1 March 7, 2007
get Alex Jonesed
When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.
"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."
get Alex Jonesed by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018
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