taxi

One of the more obscure Aussie slang terms used in predominantly slapstick situations usually involving alcohol. When your mate goes to the bar to grab the fifth round of drinks and smashes a glass on his way back, yell "TAXI!"

It's a light-hearted, humorous expression which implies that the person who smashed the glass had a little bit too much to drink and needs a taxi/uber/ride home. You can make the situation even funnier by actually chucking your mate in a taxi just for shits and giggles.

Drunk dude *drops a glass*

Everyone in the bar screams in unison: "TAXI"

by Krypto_Knight February 20, 2019

taxi

When you do something so embarrassing that you'd love to leave the conversation/situation sharpish!

Girl: "Did you sleep with that minger last night?"
Boy: "Taxi!"

by Kanyelover May 17, 2008

taxi

1. (In Pakistan) Prostitute
2. (In Pakistan) A woman of bad character or famous for having questionable relations with many men. An adulterous woman.
(Originated from the reference to real taxi cabs which always have different riders everyday.)

I don't like that woman. She's a taxi.

by Haider May 01, 2008

taxi

is a cab in English.

i used a taxi to get to Tcherepnine's house.

i need a taxi to get home because im a piss head.

by Mike22 February 10, 2007

taxi

an ugly fat girl with a yellow shirt on.

*fat girl walks down the hallway with a yellow tee on*

"hey.. taxi!"

by gbrd January 07, 2008

taxi

A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.

Let's get a taxi home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

taxi

Used to assert the point that someones presence is no longer required. As in, calling someone a taxi.

Trev:"I can't believe jon dumped that australian bird!"
Al:"Maybe he got tired of going down under! ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!
Trev:"Taxi!"

by Banj December 20, 2004