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One of the more obscure Aussie slang terms used in predominantly slapstick situations usually involving alcohol. When your mate goes to the bar to grab the fifth round of drinks and smashes a glass on his way back, yell "TAXI!"

It's a light-hearted, humorous expression which implies that the person who smashed the glass had a little bit too much to drink and needs a taxi/uber/ride home. You can make the situation even funnier by actually chucking your mate in a taxi just for shits and giggles.
Drunk dude *drops a glass*

Everyone in the bar screams in unison: "TAXI"
by Krypto_Knight February 19, 2019
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When you meet with someone without anyone knowing except you and the person.
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Tripping over or dropping stuff or both together. Has origins from being too drunk to drive, i.e. requiring a taxi.
*Walking down stairs carrying books, falls over* exclaims, "TAXI"
by S Sanger October 12, 2005
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The guy who people use to give them rides. Someone who is a taxi is usually a male who is being used by a girl (but occasionally a guy), and has no balls to say "Am I ever going to get ass, cash, or grass for this?", which leaves him to linger with the thought that one day he just might, allowing girls everywhere to take advantage.
Jamie: "hey ashley, lets call up our taxi to take us to that party full of cute guys"

Ashley:"Yeah, just make sure we sweet talk him, so he thinks that he's gonna get something out of it haha"
by thedudemustabide November 20, 2009
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When someone is getting on your nerves because of something they said or did and you want to get them out of your face (Created By Yung Poppy)
My friends yelled taxi when they seen my ex.
She said taxi when her annoying friend came to the door.
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When you do something so embarrassing that you'd love to leave the conversation/situation sharpish!
Girl: "Did you sleep with that minger last night?"
Boy: "Taxi!"
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1. (In Pakistan) Prostitute
2. (In Pakistan) A woman of bad character or famous for having questionable relations with many men. An adulterous woman.
(Originated from the reference to real taxi cabs which always have different riders everyday.)
I don't like that woman. She's a taxi.
by Haider April 30, 2008
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