1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.
When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!
by cobra March 31, 2004

The used car salesman jonesed the old woman.
by diplodonkus April 9, 2009

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.
"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."
by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004

Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!
Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.
Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.
by Nick D March 18, 2003

Dude...I f****n jonesed that mid-term.
by JBG1234567 October 19, 2010

by Grant November 8, 2002
