Jonesed

Verb.

To perform poorly. To screw-up.

Dude...I f****n jonesed that mid-term.

by JBG1234567 October 19, 2010

Jonesed

Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.

whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time


HA YOU'VE BEEN JONESED!!!!!!

by _bwj0n3s_ April 16, 2009

Jonesed

To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.

1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"

by MUZ1K3 October 02, 2010

Jonesed

Stoked

Im so Jonesed

by Djsniffles April 11, 2015

Jonesed

To be absolutly drunk to the point where you can't lift your head out of your own pile of vomit.

Dude that kids not silly happy or bonkers that kid is fucking JONESED.

by Jizinmypants420 July 28, 2010

Jonesed

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.

1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?

by googalewski August 26, 2019

The Joneses

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.

"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."

by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004